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播音员：
 现在，多特的诗歌角。

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[清嗓子]

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“杰克·斯普拉特。”

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杰克·斯普拉特
可以不吃脂肪

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所以他成为了长寿者
颈部剧烈疼痛

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谢谢你。

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[打响指]

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播音员：
 这是另一次访问
 前往多特的诗歌角。

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[***]

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全部：
* 疯狂的时间到了 *

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*我们非常滑稽*

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*所以只要坐下来放松*

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*你会笑
直到你崩溃*

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*我们是动画狂*

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两者：
* 快来加入吧
华纳兄弟*

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*还有华纳姐妹，Dot *

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全部：
*我们只是为了好玩而到处乱跑
华纳电影批次 *

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*他们把我们锁在塔里
每当我们被抓住时 *

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*但我们挣脱束缚
然后vamoose *

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*现在你知道情节了*

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*我们是动画狂*

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 * 点很可爱，Yakko 牦牛 *

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 * Wakko 收拾好零食 *

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 * 当比尔·克林顿
 吹奏萨克斯*

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*我们是动画狂*

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 * 认识 Pinky 和大脑 *

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 * 谁想统治
 宇宙*

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 * 好羽毛聚集在一起 *

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 * slappy 重击他们
带着她的钱包*

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 * 纽扣追逐明迪 *

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 *当丽塔唱一首诗时*

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*编剧翻转了
我们没有剧本 *

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* 为什么要费力排练？ *

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*我们是动画狂*

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* 我们有“付费即玩”模式
合同 *

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*我们滑稽到了极点*

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*有博洛尼亚
穿着我们的休闲裤*

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*我们是Animan-y *

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*完全疯狂*

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* 达纳·德拉尼 *

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* 狂热分子 *

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*这些都是事实*

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[***]

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[***]

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播音员：
Baloney 和 Kids 被带来
 通过这个站给你

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 和其他车站
缺乏巧妙的编程。

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[“洋基涂鸦”器乐
播放]

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儿童：
*胡言乱语是我们的
友好的朋友 *

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*我们自己编造的*

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*他喜欢玩
整天唱歌*

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*我们自己编造的*

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[***]

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男孩，没有什么比这更好的了
放学后要做的事

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而不是呆在学校里玩耍。

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我爱学校
就这么多，

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我希望
我可以嫁给它。

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嘿，我们可以假装。

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[***]

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有人说“假装”吗？

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[笑]

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两者：
胡说八道！

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我们带来了一些新朋友
玩。

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噢，太好了，太好了。

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[笑]

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进来吧。
是 Yakko、Wakko 和 Dot。

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[笑]

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我很高兴你在这里。

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没有什么比
新朋友

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让我感到温暖
里面还有 yum-yum-doodle-dum。

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[笑]

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[嗡嗡声]

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[笑]

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一切准备就绪
一些天哪和天哪的乐趣

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和游戏？

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[笑]

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是吗？

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呃……我不这么认为。
得跑了。

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我们就搭出租车吧。
谢谢。

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Neato-complete-o-yippee。

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让我们都坐一辆假装的出租车吧。

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[笑]

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Vroom，va-room！

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哎呀，我愿意，巴洛尼，

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但我必须做作业

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在我帮助我妈妈之前
做晚饭。

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我还得熨烫
我的床。

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两者：
耶！

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[呜咽]
等等！带我们去吧！

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再见，孩子们。

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玩得开心-有趣-美味-美味
有趣-有趣-好吃-有趣。

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看起来像
这只是我们。

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[笑]

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想象一下
我们的喜悦。

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想象？
为什么，我很想想象。

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但我需要一点帮助

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来自王子
和道具公主。

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[***]

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两者：
你好，
道具公主护士。

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现在想唱歌
《想象之歌》？

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呃，不是真的。

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那个可爱的女孩回来了吗？
可爱的女孩？

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Goshums，Yakko，我不知道
你在说什么。

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有一个令人震惊的事情。

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[欢快的音乐播放]

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* I 代表“想象”
M 代表“我”*

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* A 代表字母 A
G 代表“哎呀”*

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* I 代表“想象”
N 代表“好”*

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* E 代表“egad”
我说了两次“想象”*

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[笑]

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很棒的歌。

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谢谢。我们拥抱吧。

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啊啊啊。你为什么不走
也可以想象一下，是吗？

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好的。

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[笑]

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我爱我。
美味-美味-涂鸦-达姆。

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[笑]

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是的。嗯，已经是
有趣, 朋友,

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但我们得回去了
现在就到地球现实。

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好主意。

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我们来玩宇航员吧
在外太空。

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[笑]

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你好，任务控制中心。

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[笑]

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你好，巴洛尼。

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[笑]

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我们的传感器显示
你缺氧了。

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再见。

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你将作为英雄被铭记。

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[作呕]

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也许我们应该停止假装。

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可能会很难。

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我们有
想象力非常强。

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你真傻。

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[笑]

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孩子，这就是锅
称水壶为黑色。

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我知道。我们来做口罩吧
猜猜我们是谁。

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[欢快的音乐播放]

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*我举起面具*

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* Lingy-lingy-loo *

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*你猜我是谁*

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* Lingy-lingy-loo *

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[笑]

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我们受到惩罚了吗？

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两者：
是的。

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猜猜是谁。

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[笑]

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难道是……
亚伯拉罕·林肯？

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[笑]

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不。

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嗯。

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会是南希·克里根吗？

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[笑]

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不。

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难道是一...

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大、胖
聚酯恐龙

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谁的颜色
国际煎饼屋

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用纸盘
在他脸上？

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不！

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是我，巴洛尼！

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全部：
你开玩笑吧。

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现在，你为什么不做口罩呢？
我猜猜你是谁？

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[笑]

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嗯，因为我们会
宁愿吃午饭

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与
道具公主？

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[***]

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嗯。

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哎呀，我不知道你是谁。

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我是弗拉基米尔·霍洛维茨。

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我是格特鲁德斯坦。

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我是古斯塔夫·安维尔
铁砧的发明者。

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[笑]

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哦，那些是
好的面具。

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嘿！
Wakko 给了我另一个想法。

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让我们唱《铁砧之歌》。

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哎呀，goshums，Yakko。
我不认识那个人。

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别担心，
你很快就会明白的。

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Yakko，是我们的用途
掉落的铁砧

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将会是
有点过分了？

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是的。

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好的。

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全部：
《铁砧之歌》。

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[有趣的音乐播放]

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* 铁砧的
黑色有光泽*

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* 非常
也很重*

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*所以要小心
我的胖朋友*

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警告：
*否则一个会落在你身上*

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在我身上？

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[笑]

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啊！

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那不太漂亮。

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但它有
待完成。

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[虚弱地笑]

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[***]

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很棒的歌。

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[笑]

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Neato-complete-o-yippee。

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这是势不可挡的。

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致电
国民警卫队。

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或者托尼娅·哈丁的
保镖。

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我们再唱一遍吧。
我非常喜欢它。

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全部：
好的。

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[有趣的音乐播放]

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* 已制作完成
实心铁 *

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* 重量
一吨或两吨*

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* 我们知道您想要
为了满足它*

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警告：
*它也想认识你*

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[笑]

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啊！

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耶！

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[笑]

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让我们再做一次。

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现在越来越可怕了。

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[戒指]

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美味-美味-嘟嘟-杜鹃。

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哦，该死。
我的好朋友告诉我

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是时候了
让我们走。

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全部：
噢。

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我知道，我知道。

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但我们仍然可以唱歌
《告别歌》。

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[笑]

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[愉快的音乐播放]

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全部：
*我们爱你*

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*我爱我们*

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警告：
*他真是蠢到了极点*

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是的。嗯嗯。

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全部：
* 但我们找到了办法
我们可以和睦相处*

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*我站着不动*

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全部：
* 对于“铁砧之歌” *

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[笑]

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[笑]

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谁丢下那些铁砧，
无论如何？

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00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:41,400
带我们一起去吧！

233
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,734
请不要离开我们！

234
00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:45,801
释放我们
来自块状的东西！

235
00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:48,033
全部：
带我们一起去吧！

236
00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:52,701
Neato-complete-o-yippee。

237
00:08:52,701 --> 00:08:54,200
嗯嗯！

238
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,434
[***]

239
00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,868
[笑]

240
00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:01,601
[***]

241
00:09:01,601 --> 00:09:04,367
敏迪：
按钮。

242
00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:06,167
哦，按钮。

243
00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:14,334
[粉碎]

244
00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:16,167
[咯咯笑]

245
00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,701
愚蠢的小狗。

246
00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:26,467
[***]

247
00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:33,868
播音员：
快于
 一只超速行驶的灰狗

248
00:09:33,868 --> 00:09:34,901
[尖叫声]

249
00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:41,667
 更强大
 比杜宾犬。

250
00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:42,834
[双方咆哮]

251
00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:45,267
[呜咽声]

252
00:09:47,801 --> 00:09:49,868
[所有人咆哮]

253
00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:52,234
[呜咽声]

254
00:09:52,234 --> 00:09:54,234
[咆哮和吠叫]

255
00:09:57,634 --> 00:09:59,300
瞧。在天空中。

256
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,367
这是一只鸟。

257
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,400
这是一架飞机。

258
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,567
不，这是超级按钮。

259
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:06,267
我听到
他没有破产。

260
00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:08,367
[全场尖叫]

261
00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:11,601
播音员：
 是的，超级按钮，
 奇怪的家庭宠物

262
00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:14,701
 有权力和能力
 远远超出凡人杂种。

263
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:18,734
 是的，超级按钮，谁可以
 快速取回飞盘

264
00:10:18,734 --> 00:10:22,667
 谁能弯曲冷钢
光着头。

265
00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,601
 还有谁，伪装成纽扣，

266
00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:28,400
 温顺的宠物
 超级明迪，

267
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,901
 进行一场永无休止的战斗

268
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:32,634
 为了留住明迪
 远离伤害。

269
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,400
[ZING]

270
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,033
[尖叫声]

271
00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,267
[笑]

272
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:40,267
愚蠢的小狗。

273
00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:42,467
播音员：
 超级按钮！

274
00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:46,901
[***]

275
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,200
[咯咯笑]

276
00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:55,634
明迪，你是
这里很好。

277
00:10:55,634 --> 00:10:57,267
你父亲和我
需要休息

278
00:10:57,267 --> 00:11:00,734
捍卫真理、正义之后
和美国方式。

279
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:03,067
好吧，超级女士。

280
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,534
请不要
这么称呼我。

281
00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:06,767
叫我妈妈，
妈妈还是妈妈，

282
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,567
但不是“超级女士”。

283
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,567
好吧，超级女士，
我爱你。再见。

284
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,567
也许她得到了
变成一些氪石。

285
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,934
现在，按钮，
关注明迪

286
00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:17,701
看到她
远离麻烦。

287
00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:21,434
[吠叫]

288
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,634
[哈欠]

289
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,434
[叽叽喳喳]

290
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:34,567
小鸟好漂亮啊

291
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,300
钱币！

292
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,100
[叽叽喳喳]

293
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,067
[咕噜声]

294
00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,868
[***]

295
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,834
[尖叫声]

296
00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:28,934
小鸟。
[喘气]

297
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:30,467
小鸟。

298
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,133
小鸟。
[喇叭鸣响]

299
00:12:41,868 --> 00:12:44,100
躲猫猫，小鸟。

300
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,534
[呜咽声]

301
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,667
[咆哮]

302
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:18,534
你在做什么，
曼先生？

303
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:21,100
它看起来像什么？
我们正在抢劫银行。

304
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,334
为什么？

305
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,834
因为我们是银行劫匪。

306
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:24,868
为什么？

307
00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,868
因为那是
坏人做了什么。

308
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,300
为什么？

309
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:31,501
因为也许我们的母亲
小时候没有拥抱过我们。

310
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,801
[叽叽喳喳]

311
00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:36,834
好吧，我爱你。
再见。

312
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,267
哎呀。这是超级按钮。
我们赶紧滚吧。

313
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,701
[尖叫声]

314
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,067
[气喘吁吁]

315
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,067
[保险丝嘶嘶声]

316
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,534
[尖叫声]

317
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,200
我们一直在追寻
这些流氓已经好几个月了。

318
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,300
为什么，谢谢，
超级明迪。

319
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,634
[叽叽喳喳]

320
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,667
好吧，我爱你。
再见。

321
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,434
不错的女孩。

322
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:35,000
作为你们的，呃，市长，

323
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,100
让我向你保证
我从未见过

324
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,067
任何肉食性蜘蛛人
住在市政厅顶楼。

325
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:44,467
我想说现在是市长的时候了
买了一些新眼镜。

326
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,100
[咯咯笑]

327
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,968
我会给任何人10块钱
看到一个蜘蛛人。

328
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:52,167
哎呀，我会做到的，呃，50。

329
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,601
呃，每个人50美元
它看到了一个，呃，蜘蛛人。

330
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:55,601
[喘气]

331
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,100
赌注已经取消。

332
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,400
[咕噜声]

333
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,501
[咕噜声]

334
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:08,067
[尖叫声]

335
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:12,400
[口哨声]

336
00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:15,634
[注册 DING]

337
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:24,667
[喘气]

338
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,334
[咳嗽]

339
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:30,133
[口哨声]

340
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,634
[注册 DING]

341
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:42,334
[尖叫声]

342
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,501
敏迪：
小鸟。

343
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,033
小鸟。

344
00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:58,200
[咕噜声]

345
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,434
女人：
纽扣，你这个坏狗。

346
00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:03,100
我们告诉过你
密切关注明迪，

347
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,634
你出去了
院子里的。

348
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,367
你太无耻了。
你太无耻了。

349
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:09,434
并且会有
没有款待你。

350
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,467
按钮。

351
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,667
[接吻]

352
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,801
[叹气]

353
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,767
[***]

354
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,234
[叽叽喳喳]

355
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:21,367
好吧，我爱你。
再见。

356
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,601
[电话铃声]

357
00:16:30,601 --> 00:16:33,934
 * 她是凯蒂·卡-布姆
 凯蒂·卡-布姆 *

358
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,968
 * 她住在一所房子里
 花园里鲜花盛开 *

359
00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:39,868
 *她的家人知道
 很快*

360
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,367
 *他们的小女士凯蒂*

361
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,033
 * 开始爆炸 *

362
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,200
[***]

363
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,667
[***]

364
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:07,300
好吧，既然你已经
学习许可证，公主，

365
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,267
你想怎么开车
回家的路还剩下多少？

366
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:11,701
是的！
我简直不敢相信。

367
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:14,267
我们的小凯蒂
第一堂驾驶课。

368
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,567
我开车。
这太酷了。

369
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,167
第一件事是第一件事。

370
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,567
现在，你——你总是
系好安全带。

371
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,367
我知道，爸爸。
我参加了驾驶员教育。

372
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:32,234
是的。接下来，调整
你的镜子，亲爱的，

373
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:34,734
因为，你知道，你有
看看你身后有什么。

374
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,901
我知道，爸爸。

375
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,934
是的。
现在，深吸一口气，

376
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,734
就这样，
并启动汽车。

377
00:17:41,734 --> 00:17:43,934
我知道我在做什么。

378
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,300
听你父亲的话，凯蒂。
他有多年的经验。

379
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,300
[扭曲]
我知道怎么开车，妈妈。

380
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,067
[吞咽]

381
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,434
我知道怎么开车。

382
00:17:57,434 --> 00:18:01,434
我知道怎么开车！

383
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:07,167
[轮胎吱吱声]

384
00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:14,300
凯蒂，请尽量保持
冷静的头脑。

385
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,467
我的头很酷。

386
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,601
[咆哮]

387
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:27,267
凯蒂，你反应过度了。
我们只是想帮忙。

388
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:30,000
我并没有反应过度。

389
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,167
我是一个青少年。

390
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,968
[轮胎吱吱声]

391
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:37,968
[***]

392
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,133
K-凯蒂，亲爱的，

393
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,000
留意
消防栓！

394
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:49,868
密切关注路况

395
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:52,033
你的手放在方向盘上，
亲爱的。

396
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:55,467
也许你想开车？

397
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,767
[咆哮]

398
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,300
注意。注意力。

399
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,400
橡树巷的学生司机。

400
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,200
清理该区域。
[尖叫声]

401
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,467
我再说一遍，
清理该区域。

402
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,534
[喘气]

403
00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:08,100
[所有人喘息，尖叫]

404
00:19:08,901 --> 00:19:10,467
[呜咽声]

405
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,467
五月天。劳动节。

406
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,067
人，安全气囊。
我们要进去了。

407
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:33,367
停下来！
你让我很紧张。

408
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,667
[所有亲吻]

409
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,334
谢谢你的驾驶课
爸爸。

410
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:45,367
[尖叫声]

411
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,234
哦。是的，
随时，公主。

412
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:54,367
青少年应该被锁起来
直到他们30岁。

413
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,434
 *她的家人知道
 很快*

414
00:19:57,434 --> 00:20:01,934
 * 他们的小女士凯蒂
 轰隆隆*

415
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,434
[***]

416
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:11,100
播音员：
 现在，多特的诗歌角。

417
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,767
[咳嗽]

418
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:14,801
“三十天。”

419
00:20:14,801 --> 00:20:18,901
九月还有三十天
四月、六月和十一月

420
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,834
其余的都有31个

421
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:24,267
除了我的吐叔叔
谁被赋予了30岁的生命

422
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,267
谢谢你。

423
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,067
[打响指]

424
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:30,667
播音员：
 这是另一次访问
 前往多特的诗歌角。

425
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,267
[***]

426
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,267
好吧，我爱你。再见。